One afternoon:Wyatt: Mommy and Daddy, do you want to see the picture of the wolf?
Wyatt: (poses on his knees with his head looking straight up, mouth open)
Us: Now what was that again?
Wyatt: Now do you want to see the video?
Wyatt: poses on his knees, with his head looking straight up, mouth open saying 'ooouuuuwww' (aka howling)
Us: oh. clever.
Wyatt: (decked out in pirate attire) Mommy, will you put this on me? (it was a hankerchief to be tied around his head)
Wyatt: (while I'm tying the hanky) Arrrrrr!
Me: Ahhhh! That scares me.
Wyatt: (louder) ARRRRR!
Me: Are you a mean pirate?
Wyatt: Nah. Pirates just say 'arrrr'
Wyatt: (seconds later, whispering) And they don't brush their teeth.
Pulling into Panera Bread Co Parking Lot:
Wyatt: Is this the bread competition?
In the Grocery Store:
Wyatt: Mommy, look it's a bird!
Me: A real bird?
Wyatt: YES! It's another miracle!