At the Clemson Game:
(some policemen were walking by and Wyatt says to them:)
Wyatt: "What are ya'll doing here?" (with wonder and awe)
Policeman: (lowers himself to Wyatt's level on one knee) Well, we're here looking for bad guys.
Wyatt: (fascinated) "What kind of bad people?"
Policeman: Well, maybe people who are drinking Kool-Aid (noticing Wyatt had a Capri-Sun). Do you ever drink Kool-Aid?
Wyatt and Anna Grace: NO! we always drink Capri-Suns!
(back to the original issue of looking for bad people)
Wyatt: Well, are you looking for the green gobbler?
Policeman: We might be. Have you seen him?
Wyatt: No.
(after he thinks for a minute)
But. If you see Spiderman. He. Is. Good.
Policeman: Thanks for the tip. :)
On Wes' way out the door to go to class:
Wyatt: You know, whoever finishes breakfast first, gets to go with Daddy.
Wes: Would you like to go with me to school?
Wyatt: Are there toys there?
Wes: No. Not at all.
Wyatt: Well, do you play at school?
Wes: No. All I do is sit in class all day.
Wyatt: Well, you don't play?
Wes: No, we learn about the bible.
Wyatt: (after he thought about it) Well, you've got to learn about a policeman!
At Harris Teeter:
(to the nice employee who helped us to our car with our groceries)
Wyatt: Where do y'all sleep?
Man: Excuse me?
Me: I believe he thinks you live at Harris Teeter.
Man: Oh, no. I don't work 24 hours.
Wyatt: heh?
Man: I work 8 hour shifts. I go to my house.
Me: Just like we do, Wyatt. He sleeps in his home just like we do.
Wyatt: (with that look in his eye) Well, you know who comes out at night?
Man: um, who?
Wyatt: Batman!
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